So Hot Right NowIn an era where reality Cadbury’s Adverts
What on earth are Cadbury’s ad men on? It’s certainly not just Curly Wurlies. Drumming gorillas, flying airport luggage, and now wiggly eyebrows… pure random genius
The Apprentice
Still hugely enjoyable, despite being in its fifth series. And a brilliant way of gaining vital tips on how not to approach that all-important job interview. Who needs that careers adviser when you have Alan Sugar?
Pimm’s
Nothing says British summertime like an overcast day with some drizzle. Along with a nice, long, refreshing glass of Pimm’s and lemonade with the pre-requisite fruit, cucumber and mint, of course
VV Brown
In a year which sees us bombarded with hundreds of quirky wonky popstrels, our money’s on VV – the sexy fashionista extraordinaire whose previous single Crying Blood sounds like the ultimate re-work of ‘Monster Mash’
Revlon nail varnish
Revlon may be relatively cheap, but they have some fantastic colours. And a staying power rarely equalled even by the expensive brands. Talon-tastic!
So Not Right Now
L'Eau De Tango
Girls surrounded by the aroma of fake tan now the sun has made a brief appearance. No-one believes you popped off to Spain overnight, and you smell of biscuits
Cheryl Cole
GET OFF OF OUR MAGAZINE COVERS, WOMAN! Ok, so you have beautifully coiffed hair, nice outfits and Bambi eyes that well up at the smallest hint of misfortune, but have you heard of over-exposure at all?
Twitter off
We have social networking sites coming out of our ears. How come it’s suddenly all over every single newspaper and magazine? Hardly the next big thing just because Ashton Kutcher posted a picture of Demi Moore's knickers online
Plastic water bottles
A total waste of natural energy resources and the needless creation of more plastic to pollute the earth – why don’t we follow Leeds University’s example and ban them from all campuses?
The Rooney Sprog
OK, second WAG rant of the column, but for good reason – last summer we were bored to tears in the lead-up to the Rooney nuptials, now we have an impending bouncing bambino to have rammed down our throats. Joy
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